Blogathon 32: Magic Eight Ball Midnights Part Two

Let's do it, magic eight ball.

Me: You ready?

8: It Is Decidedly So

Me: Going to answer some comic questions?

8: Don't Count On It

Me: Son of a bitch! Do you have to be so difficult?

8: Reply Hazy Try Again

Me: I hate you. I really hate you. If I could kill you, I would. Will you just cooperate for once? Please?

8: Concentrate And Ask Again

Me: . . .

8:

Me: Will you please cooperate?

8: Better Not Tell You Now

Me: FUCK YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MAGIC EIGHT BALL WHAT THE FUCK IS THE WRONG WITH YOU MY GOD WERE YOU ABUSED AS A GODDAMN CHILD OR SOMETHING SHIT

8: My Reply Is No

Me: Then must you act this way?

8: It Is Decidedly So

Me: I'm going to ask my questions anyway. Will Final Crisis be good?

8: Outlook Not So Good

Me: Astonshing X-Men: Second Stage?

8: As I See It Yes

Me: Amazing Spider-Man times three?

8: Cannot Predict Now

Me: Titans East?

8: It Is Certain

Me: How about Brian Wood and Ryan Kelly's OGN for Minx?

8: Outlook Not So Good

Me: Are you fucking with me still?

8: My Reply Is No

Me: Really?

8: Yes Definitely

Me: Uh . . . I have no idea if I can trust you. Does that amuse you?

8: Better Not Tell You Now

Me: I really hate you, you know?

8: Outlook Good

Me: Isn't "Rocktopia Part 8 of 5" the coolest issue title ever?

8: Without A Doubt

Me: Fuckin' a. Will the Watchmen movie be good?

8: It Is Certain

Me: How about the next Bat-flick?

8: Concentrate And Ask Again

Me: WILL. THE. NEXT. BAT-FLICK. BE. ANY. GOOD?

8: Without A Doubt

Me: Rock and roll. You want to keep going?

8: My Sources Say No

Me: Alright. Thanks for cooperating a bit more this time. Was that so hard?

8: My Sources Say No

Me: Great.

And that ends that. In 30 minutes, I'll begin my look at Joe Casey's final year on Adventures of Superman as it is one of the best runs on a Superman book I've ever read.