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In a dark corner at the back of the bar, the coolest professor on campus holds court with an audience of captivated grad students. A quick post-poetry reading drink has turned into three hours of rampant philosophical discussion on the finer points of Foucault interjected from time to time with a word or two on Hegel, Derrida and, of course, Nietzsche. The students argue while the prof just sits back, smiling and sipping his expensive imported beer, interjecting from time to time with striking words of wisdom that pause everyone.
As the night progresses, he suggests moving things to his place where there is fine whiskey, more beer and, of course, some very good hashish. All are thrilled at the change in venue. Living close is a must if one wants to be the coolest prof on campus, so the walk is short and, soon, the core group of six or seven sit on couches, chairs and the floor, listening to David Bowie’s cover of “Across the Universe.” There’s laughter, discussion and a few moments where things get a little too serious.
One of the grad students begins yelling at the prof in a debate about religion and things get ugly from there, accusations about who’s fucking who thrown about, while everyone else just sits there, trying their best not to get involved. Soon, the angry student leaves, getting a ride from another student and the impromptu party slowly regains its former vigour as everyone forgets what was said, except not really.
“That was due last week?” “Long time no see!” “How’s it hanging?” “It’s not the side effects of the cocaine—I’m thinking that it must be love.” “What?” “Seriously?” “Are we all having fun here?”